Writer.
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And some. From always sporting a new thrifted fit to only eating vegan nuggies because the chewy parts of chicken freak her out, this creative is unapologetically herself. Amber Mason (a name perfectly in iambic pentameter) is not only surprisingly good at pool (only when she’s precisely three drinks deep (also only sometimes)), she is also 5 feet 8 inches (ok fine, 5’7 and 3 quarters UGHHHHHH) of pure unrealistic ideas. Yet she keeps trying. She always does. What will she do next? She doesn’t know either please someone find her a job.
Amber writes poetry and fiction, short fiction, long fiction, flash fiction, all of it. Amber hopes to become a famous author some day, apparently it’s hard or something. She’s not good at this stuff, though. She thinks its funny when people ask her about liek nonfiction nonreatiev writing. GIRL, I don’t know about that. She is a natural born readert though. Her grandma used to place post-it notes all around the house of how to sound out the objects they were placed on and little amber would read them. She now reads longer works like Anna Karenina and Brothers Karamazov, not because she wants to, but because looking smart and pretentious is important to her. She did actually liek those books, or did she? Anyways poetry, photos, creatviity, blah blah blah. She’s really hot too.
Click the bomb for her resume.
Photographer.
Amatuer Website Designer.
Amber writes poetry and fiction, short fiction, long fiction, flash fiction, all of it. Amber hopes to become a famous author some day, apparently it’s hard or something. She’s not good at this stuff, though. She thinks its funny when people ask her about liek nonfiction nonreatiev writing. GIRL, I don’t know about that. She is a natural born readert though. Her grandma used to place post-it notes all around the house of how to sound out the objects they were placed on and little amber would read them. She now reads longer works like Anna Karenina and Brothers Karamazov, not because she wants to, but because looking smart and pretentious is important to her. She did actually liek those books, or did she? Anyways poetry, photos, creatviity, blah blah blah. She’s really hot too.
Click the bomb for her resume.